**Audition Notice**

Written by: Michael Frayn

Published by Samuel French

Directed by: Kathryn Capalbo

Assistant Directed by: Matthew Lapierre

Audition Dates:                    

February 17th @ 7:00 PM     

February 19th @ 2:00 PM     


Center Brunswick United Methodist Church

990 Hoosick Road, Troy, NY 12180


In Noises Off, the cast of the fictional new play, Nothing On, is frantically trying to get things right when the first performance is just hours away. Will they be able to remember their lines with doors slamming and sardines flying? When it looks like things can't get worse, multiple romantic relationships start to crumble from the stress. 

DOTTY - A late-middle-aged actress. Plays Mrs. Clackett, the housekeeper for the Brents' home in England in Nothing's On.

LLOYD - The director of a play-within-the-play, called Nothing's On.

GARRY - A stuttering actor, easily fired up. Plays Roger, the estate agent looking to let the Brent's house in Nothing's On.

BROOKE - A young inexperienced actress from London. Plays Vicki, who works for the tax authorities and is trying to woo Roger in Nothing's On.

POPPY- Assistant Stage Manager.


FREDERICK Has a serious fear of violence and blood. Plays Phillip Brent, who lives out of the country with his wife Flavia to avoid paying taxes and is on a secret visit in Nothing's On.


BELINDA- Cheerful and sensible, a reliable actress. Plays Flavia, Philip Brent's wife, who is dependable, though not one for household duties in Nothing's On.


TIM - An over-worked Stage Manager.


SELSDON - Elderly and with actorly mannerisms. Plays a burglar and an old man in his seventies, breaking into the Brents' house in Nothing's On


Contact Kathryn at 518-961-1291 or pandactressb@aim.com for more info.

Performance Dates:

May 12,13,19,20 @ 8:00 PM

May 14 & 21 @ 2:00 PM


Fall Show - "Making God Laugh"

Co-Directed by Robin Dickinson-Sawyer & Paula Hoffay

Performance Dates:

Oct. 11 & 12 @ 7:30 PM

Oct. 13 @ 2:00 PM

Christmas Show - "The Christmas Carol"

Director : Laurie Liberty

Performance Dates:

Dec. 6-8, 2019

Children Show - "Once Upon APandora's Box"

Director: Nicole Osterhout

Performance Dates:

Feb. 28-29, Mar. 1 2020

Spring Show - "Nunsense, A Mega Musical"

Director: Christine LeVan

Performance Dates:

May 1-3, 8-10, 2020

Mark Your Calendars For Another Great HAT Season!

*Auditions are held at the Center Brunswick United Methodist Church 990 Hoosick Rd Troy, NY 12180*

 2016-2017 Theater Season

Fall Show - Drinking Habits

Director: Nicole Osterhout


Children's Show - Monsters In The Closet

Director: Kathryn Capalbo


Christmas Show - Jingle Bell Jury

Director : Robin Dickinson-Sawyer


Teen Show - Anne of Green Gables

Director: Christine LeVan


Spring Show - Noises Off

Director: Kathryn Capalbo


Audition and Performance Dates Coming Soon


Summer Theater Program July 9th - 20th


Summer Theater Program July 9th - 20th